Ink and Equations

We write real science as stories, poems, satire and speeches

Ink and Equations

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We write real science as stories, poems, satire and speeches.

  1. How an Old Ball Swings the Wrong WayUnpacked, 8 Nov
  2. How a Rock Ended Up Running Your PhoneDeep Dives, 5 Nov
  3. Aristotle Was Wrong for 2,000 Years, and That's Good NewsRhetoric, 4 Nov

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    Satire & Humour

    These pieces teach by poking at a misconception, an absurdity or a bad argument. The joke comes from the science itself.

    8 pieces so far

    The Satire & Humour pagesBend the story, not the science.8 reports

    1. Editors’ pickNew Product Review: The Human Eye (Four Stars) We tested the most popular camera on the planet. It has been on the market for a very long time and it shows. 4 min read
    2. Gravity's Terms and Conditions (You Already Agreed) Nobody has ever read them. Everybody has agreed to them. 3 min read
    3. Family WhatsApp Group Confirms 5G Causes Colds The forward was in red letters, with three exclamation marks and a photo of a tower. Scientists were not consulted. Then they were. 3 min read
    4. Local Man Furious That Antibiotics Did Nothing for His Cold "I took the whole strip," says a local man, who is still sneezing. 3 min read
    5. Sun Promises Five Billion More Years, Apologises for Summer The statement was released this morning and reached Earth eight minutes and twenty seconds later. It contained an apology, a physics lesson and a correction about summer. 3 min read
    6. Bacteria Form Union, Demand Credit for Idli "Every night we work," said a spokesperson, one thousandth of a millimetre long. "Then somebody's mother gets all the compliments." 2 min read
    7. Lightning Strikes Same Building Twice, Ignores Famous Saying "I organised my whole life around that saying," said a man holding an umbrella, standing in the one spot he believed was safe. 2 min read
    8. Man Cracks Knuckles for Decades to Annoy Mother, Science Backs Him His mother said it would ruin his hands. He has brought a study, a second study, and an MRI video. 2 min read